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SUMMARY:Emotional Madness with MaryAnn & Mates
DESCRIPTION:Tickets £3\nDoors 7.30pm\, show 8pm\nThis show is for a seated audience\n\nAn evening of spoken word and poetry hosted by Mary-Ann Ambrose.\nA mixture of emotions\, a roller coaster of fun and sadness.\n\nLine-up to be announced!
URL:https://keepcolchestercool.co.uk/event/emotional-madness-with-maryann-mates-5/
LOCATION:Colchester Arts Centre\, Church Street\, Colchester\, CO1 1NF\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Performance
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SUMMARY:Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes
DESCRIPTION:In comedy\, ‘killing’ is a good thing. Everywhere else\, it’s frowned upon. \nJimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials. Eyewitnesses describe it as ‘a brutal\, hilarious\, life affirming night out’. \nThe brand-new show is packed with fast\, dark one-liners about all kinds of terrible things. But they are just jokes. They’re not the terrible things. \nJokes are like magnets. They attract some people and repel others. You can joke about anything\, but not with anyone. If you’re attracted to Jimmy’s brand of comedy and think you can take the jokes\, then by all means come out and play. \nIf you think you’d be offended\, then stay away. At this point\, being offended at a Jimmy Carr show is like buying a ticket to a horror movie and complaining you got scared. Don’t be a dummy. \nLook\, if you’ve read this far\, we know you want to come. So hurry up and buy a ticket. It’ll sell out\, so don’t miss out. \nDoors: 6.00pm / 9pm Show start: 7.00pm / 9.30pm Approx. finish: 8.50pm / 11.20pm \nON SALE Friday 23rd October   \n16+
URL:https://keepcolchestercool.co.uk/event/jimmy-carr-killing-jokes/
LOCATION:Charter Hall\, Charter Hall
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Josh Jones: Confessions of a Leggy Blonde
DESCRIPTION:Tickets £21.50\nDoors 7.30pm\, show 8pm\nThis show is for a seated audience\nAge Guidance Strictly 16+ – Likely to be swearing and adult content\n\nStand-up comedian\, aspiring house-husband and the leggiest blonde in Manchester\, Josh Jones is back on Tour with more gut-punchingly hilarious tales\, and this time he&apos;s tackling the big subjects – Life\, Death and Boobs. \n\nSoon to appear on the next series of Last One Laughing on Prime Video. A TV regular\, Josh has also made stand-out appearances on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown\, The Jonathan Ross Show\, Would I Lie To You and much much more. \n\n&apos;Supremely gifted comic who can turn the slightest of events into a crowd-pleasing routine&apos; **** Beyond The Joke \n\n“Cheeky\, charming and full of charisma… no filter and no time for filler” **** I Talk Telly \n\n&apos;this Mancunian comic is in his prime&apos; **** The List
URL:https://keepcolchestercool.co.uk/event/josh-jones-confessions-of-a-leggy-blonde/
LOCATION:Colchester Arts Centre\, Church Street\, Colchester\, CO1 1NF\, United Kingdom
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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SUMMARY:Tom Allen: Totally
DESCRIPTION:Tom is totalling up what life is all about. He’s been told to live in the moment\, but gets distracted by old women on the bus listening to music without earphones. Annoying influencers show him what his house is supposed to look like\, but his kitchen has just flooded and the plumber wants to fit a ‘fanny trap’? He knows he should be enjoying things but he still feels like he doesn’t quite fit in\, and that he may have been getting life\, just ever so slightly… wrong? \nCo-host of ITV’s Cooking with the Stars and the Like Minded Friends podcast\, and host of everyone’s favourite gardening visualised podcast\, Pottering. You might have seen Tom on the likes of The Great British Bake Off: An Extra Slice\, Last One Laughing: Halloween Special\, Apprentice You’re Fired\, Cats Does Countdown\, Live at the Apollo\, 8 Out of 10 Cats\, Would I Lie To You? and QI. As well as starring in the hit musical Titanique\, Tom is also a best-selling author with two memoirs\, No Shame and Too Much and most recently his debut novel Common Decency. \nTom’s returning to the stage and there’s a lot to catch up about. His last tour\, Completely\, was a runaway sell-out success\, and this one is ‘Totally’ tipped to follow. \n‘Riotous stuff\, perfectly delivered’ ★★★★ (Scotsman)\n‘A neatly judged mix of realism and ripe exaggeration delivered at a frantically camp pace’ ★★★★ (Times) \n‘A riotous rollercoaster ride’ ★★★★ (Evening Standard)
URL:https://keepcolchestercool.co.uk/event/tom-allen-totally/
LOCATION:Charter Hall\, Charter Hall
CATEGORIES:Comedy
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