Keep Colchester Cool

Knightmare Live 10th Anniversary Tour
2025-09-12 19:30 - 22:30 (Europe/London) | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £20.Doors open 7.30pm, show starts 8pm
The hilarious, award winning show returns for its 10th anniversary (now in its 2nd year!). Based on the cult TV classic, Knightmare.
Light the beacons! Rouse the villagers! Gather all your courage… for the smash hit comedy show of the cult 90s TV classic is back!
Dare you face the perils of the dungeon? Bloodthirsty goblins, terrifying traps and worst of all… some tricky word puzzles! Sidestep left into adventure as dungeon master Treguard opens the doors once more for the very special, 10th anniversary tour of the hilarious homage to the TV show that dared to say, what if we put children in a helmet and led them to their death? Starring Tom Bell (The Mash Report) and Paul Flannery (Ghosts of Darkness).
“A Nostalgic Dream Come True” – TIMEOUT ★★★★ “Spellcasting A-W-E-S-O-M-E” – The Independent ★★★★ Den of Geek ★★★★ Metro ★★★★ Scotsman

ScrewLoose Improv
2025-09-11 20:00 - 23:00 | 60 High Street, CO1 1DN Colchester, United Kingdom, 60 High Street, CO1 1DN Colchester, United Kingdom
ScrewLoose Improv is back! Bigger, better and way stupider than you would’ve ever thought possible.
Britain’s prisons are overcrowded…. Inmates incarcerated for their crimes against theatre must improvise for freedom! Navigating ridiculously daft games and perilous scenes in a desperate bid to escape the famous Three Wise Monkeys Penitentiary.
Under the ever watchful eye of their neurotic warden, come and find out for yourselves if they will improvise their way out… or escape early again.Oh and don’t forget to bring your own suggestions.You give the prompts, we do the time.
Where: Upstairs at The Three Wise Monkeys.When: Thursday September 11th (yeah…risky) 2025Doors open for fun and frolics (and maybe a beer!) at 7.30pm, show at 8.Tickets £10 in advance or £12 on the door
Accessibility Information:Please note that access to the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys does not have a lift, but there are rest opportunities between each flight of stairs

Classic Horror Nights! Peter Cushing & Christopher Lee: Peoples' Choice
2025-09-11 19:30 - 22:30 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £6.Doors open 7.30pm, starts 8pm.
Monthly nights of retro horror screenings from the mainly Brit school of Hammer, Amicus etc. Presented by Classic Horror buff and local musician Jason Frederick. Popcorn, a monthly themed cocktail, plenty of dry ice and often very daft over-blown intros. Join us!
PETER CUSHING & CHRISTOPHER LEE – YOU DECIDEWhat will it be? It’s up to you! Choose your favourite Lee / Cushing team up (films which feature BOTH actors). We’ll provide options – but get in touch if you’ve any ideas you’d like to see featured.

Ben Miller: Volcano Show
2025-09-09 19:30 - 22:30 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £16.50.Doors open 7.30pm, show starts 8pm.This show is recommended for ages 18+.
What happens when a comedian walks into a volcano?
In 2023, Ben Miller was the artist in residence at Hawai’i Volcanoes National Park, the first ever stand-up comedian ever selected. This was probably a terrible idea on their part.
Come watch this show where scientist turned stand-up comedian Ben Miller explores volcanology, entomology, Hawaiian history, cats, cookies, and more. And yes that photo is real. Ben has made people laugh in front of a burning lava lake and he is not afraid of you.
Ben Miller is an NYC based scientist turned comedian who has been working for the past 8 years. In that time, he has performed at all the top clubs in the city such as Broadway Comedy Club, Carolines, and The Stand. Ben was once ranked as the top roast battler in NYC. He has a degree in Materials Science and Engineering, worked on a science bus, 3D printed cookies and has diffused a few bar fights while on stage. In 2022, Ben Miller’s debut hour, Stand-Up Science, had a completely sold-out run at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and he now tours internationally.

Chappel Summer Beer Festival
2025-09-09 00:00 - 2025-09-13 00:00 | Chappel & Wakes Colne Station Station Rd, Colchester, Chappel & Wakes Colne Station Station Rd, Colchester
Only a few weeks to go until the Chappel Summer Beer Festival returns – Tuesday 9th to Saturday 13th September.
Please be aware that while we set up and hold the beer festival, the museum will be closed for public viewing from Saturday 6th August, normal service will resume Wednesday 17th September.
� Over 70 cask ales + Ciders & Perry.� Hot and cold food and drink� Ferret Racing returns on Saturday 13th
Tickets are only valid for one session, and one day only, please make sure you purchase the correct day and session. For each day there are two admission sessions – Lunchtime 11:00 to 16:30 (No lunchtime session on Tuesday 9th) and Evening 16:30 to 22.30 (23:00 on Friday). Tickets are only valid for the days/sessions you book. Please arrive within the time of your session, Lunchtime Ticket holders may stay as long as you like up to 22:30 (23:00 on Friday). Last admission is 20:30 (21:00 on Friday).
Tickets are £22, which includes admission, beer glass and £10 worth of beer tokens. Extra tokens are purchased at the festival if required. Unused beer tokens can be cashed in at the festival or donated towards to Festival to keep us going. See website for details, reduced price for members and locals.
Book tickets now: https://chappelbeerfestival.org.uk/summer/index.ph
Please Drink Responsibly.
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The Tango Zone Pop-up Practica @Marks Tey Parish Hall
2025-09-08 20:15 - 22:15 | Marks Tey Parish Hall, Old London Rd, Marks Tey, CO6 1EJ, GB
⭐️👀 Another chance to dance more tango in Colchester! 👀⭐️An informal ad-hoc pop-up practica on MONDAY 8th SEPTEMBER 8.15-10.15pm at Marks Tey Parish Hall. Come and practise some tango in a casual friendly environment with help available for any tango queries. Beginners always welcome! ☺️👍
📅Date: Monday 30th June⏰Time: 8.15-10.15pm📍Venue: Marks Tey Parish Hall, Old London Road, Marks Tey, CO6 1EJ🚗Large free car park at the venue. 💸Entry: £5
Attendance is at the risk and responsibility of the individual.

The Tango Zone’s **Tango Fundamentals lesson** @ Marks Tey Parish Hall, (Small Hall)
2025-09-08 19:00 - 20:00 | Marks Tey Parish Hall, Old London Rd, Marks Tey, CO6 1EJ, GB
**NEW** TANGO FUNDAMENTALS LESSON 7-8pm in The Small Hall, Marks Tey Parish Hall.Come and learn all-important tango basics! You can also put what you have learned into practice in the pop-up practica, which follows the lesson, in the Main Hall at Marks Tey. No partner needed. No need to book. Beginners very welcome! ☺️Teachers: Robert, Lorraine, Paul and Delia.
📅Date: Monday 8th September⏰Time: 7.00-8.00pm📍Venue: The Small Hall, Marks Tey Parish Hall, Old London Road, Marks Tey, CO6 1EJ🚗Large free car park at the venue. 💸Entry: £7 for lesson £10 lesson + practica, in the main hallCASH ONLY PLEASE
Please note: Attendance is at the risk and responsibility of the individual.

Teapot Masterclass
2025-09-08 18:30 - 20:30 | Trinity Works,24 Trinity Street,Colchester,CO1 1JN,GB
Explore the art of teapot creation with Associate Artist Neville Tatham in this 3-part course.
This 6-hour workshop (split into 3 sessions) delves into advanced throwing techniques for creating teapots, including handle pulling and gallery lids. Sessions are two hours each and run on Monday evenings over 3 consecutive weeks:
Session 1: Monday 8th September, 6.30pm-8.30pm Session 2: Monday 15th September, 6.30pm-8.30pm Session 3: Monday 22nd September, 6.30pm-8.30pm
About the Associate Artist: Neville studied 3D Design in the early ’90s, specialising in ceramics. He honed his skills through production and teaching, focusing on the environmentally-friendly Slipware technique using local clays.Now based in Essex, Neville creates functional pottery inspired by traditional European rural styles. Each piece is hand-thrown and raw-fired, highlighting the natural beauty of terracotta clay. Visit: www.nevilletatham.com
Join Our Creative Community: Enjoy up to 50% off classes and 24/7 access to our space and equipment. Memberships start at just £15 a month. Learn more: www.makercampus.co.uk/membership
Please ensure to read our Refunds Policy: www.makercampus.co.uk/refunds-policy
Support Creativity: Donate to our kiln fund and help us keep making amazing things happen: https://gofund.me/1d2f2158
New to Colchester Makerspace? We’re a community workshop with ceramics, printmaking and a vibrant program of classes. Explore: www.makercampus.co.uk

Panama City Duo
2025-09-07 17:30 - 20:30 | Victoria Inn Colchester, 10 North Station Rd, Colchester, CO1 1RB, GB
🎶 Panama City Duo – First Gig at the Victoria Inn!🎶Don’t miss Panama City, an alt-folk duo bringing their unique sound to the Victoria Inn for the very first time on Sunday 7th September, starting at 5:30 PM.
With rich harmonies, heartfelt lyrics, and a fresh twist on folk tradition, Panama City blend acoustic warmth with a modern edge. This intimate set marks their first gig at the Victoria Inn, and it’s the perfect way to spend a laid-back Sunday evening.
Free entry, but donations encouraged!! – come along, unwind, and discover something special.

Autumn Concert
2025-09-07 17:30 - 20:30 | Ivor Crewe Lecture Hall, Ivor Crewe Lecture Hall
Join the Essex Chamber Orchestra for an unforgettable evening of orchestral storytelling.
Our autumn concert features: • Tchaikovsky – Romeo and Juliet Overture: a sweeping, dramatic take on Shakespeare’s tragic lovers • Arthur Bliss – Things to Come: bold, cinematic music from the visionary 1930s sci-fi film • Schumann – Symphony No. 4: a richly emotional symphony full of lyrical power and intensity
Sunday 7th September, 5:30pmIvor Crewe Auditorium, Colchester
This concert is partnership with the Rotary Club of Colchester, supporting their work with End Polio Now.
Tickets available soon – save the date!

Calm At The Castle
2025-09-07 15:00 - 17:00 | Colchester Castle, Colchester Castle
Join us on the first Sunday of the month for a little calm at Colchester Castle.
These sessions are suitable for visitors with ASD, providing an opportunity for them to explore the museum at a quieter time. We aim to minimise sensory stimulation in the galleries by turning off audio and visuals and providing a sensory space off the main gallery.
Ear defenders, visual guides and twiddlemuffs are available from the Museum’s reception free of charge.
You can find out more about our autism-friendly resources by visiting our Access page.
This event is included in Castle admission. There is no need to book; just purchase general admission tickets to the Castle, or consider a Museums Pass to enjoy unlimited visits during the year!

Vinyl Sessions: Goldfrapp - Felt Mountain
2025-09-07 12:00 - 15:00 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £4Doors open 12pm, show starts at 12:30pmThis show is for a seated audience.
The bar will be open throughout.
Some of the tracks from this debut album by singer Alison Goldfrapp and multi-instrumentalist/arranger Will Gregory were seemingly inescapable upon its release a scarcely believable 25 years ago.
The likes of ‘Lovely Head’, ‘Pilots’ and ‘Utopia’ were plundered by countless TV shows, film soundtracks and adverts of the time for their kooky, yet approachable sonics, belying how singularly odd Felt Mountain itself actually is.
If you’re only familiar with Goldfrapp from their subsequent reinvention as purveyors of steely electro-glam, then take it from us that their first outing – with its John Barry homages, desolately mournful strings, vampish takes on the Weimar-era cabaret tradition and lush, turn-of-the-Millenium pop – is well worth revisiting.
The album playback will be followed by a Q&A session.
After a short break, we’ll follow the album with our usual ‘Dead Wax’ session. Bring along a vinyl disc of your choice and hear a track from it played through the Arts Centre PA. This can be anything you like, for any reason – the more ‘out there’ the better.

The Rec Community Market
2025-09-07 10:00 - 13:00 | Colchester old heath Recreation Ground, Colchester old heath Recreation Ground
🌞 The Rec Community Market – Sunday 7th September 🌞📍 Old Heath Recreation Ground, Colchester🕙 10:00 AM – 4:00 PM
Join us on Sunday 7th September for another fantastic day at The Rec Community Market – bringing together local traders, live entertainment, and family fun in the heart of the community!
Here’s what to expect:
🛍️ Over 25 stalls – handmade crafts, affordable fashion, sweet treats, homeware & more🎵 Live music & local buskers throughout the day🍔 Delicious hot food and drinks from local vendors🍰 Cakes, bakes, snacks and refreshments🎈 Bouncy castles and kids’ activities
Whether you’re shopping for something special or just enjoying a day out with family and friends – there’s something for everyone!
Free entry – everyone welcome!
Let’s support our local makers, enjoy great food, and celebrate community spirit together 🙌

JAR presents - Good Health + Monumental + The Number Twenty
2025-09-06 20:00 - 23:00 | Queen St Brewhouse, 7 - 9 Queen Street, Colchester, CO1 2PG, GB
JAR presents
Good Health are making their JAR debut with a headline spot, we really enjoy these guys and want to show you what they’re all about, great guitar hooks and twisting melodies.
Monumental are main support and we are stoked to be hosting these lads for the first time, coming from Southend they bring rock n roll energy like you’ve never seen before.
First on are The Number Twenty from Rayleigh, we can’t wait to catch their set and witness indie rock at its finest.

Tom Houghton: Deep
2025-09-06 19:30 - 22:30 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £21.50 / £18.50 concessions.Doors open 7.30pm, starts 8pm.
After a phenomenal, sold-out, international tour. Plus, a second round of supporting Milton Jones. The man who asked us, “Do you ski?” is turning everything upside down and asking, “Do you scuba?”
In a world full of relentless click bate, online distractions, and brain rotting content, Tom’s racing brain finally became too much for him.
Having left the Western world behind, Tom found himself in Indonesia where he plunged into a journey of self-discovery. He submerged himself as far down in the ocean as possible, while asking the most profound questions of what truly makes someone who they are.
And now he’s bringing his discoveries to you.
It’s time to go “Deep”.
As seen on Netflix, Comedy Central and host of Very British Problems
“Clever, passionate and soulful“ ★★★★★ The New European
“A twisted view of the world“ ★★★★★ The Sunday Express
“Brilliant, bright and insightful… everyone’s cup of tea“ ★★★★★ UK Cabaret
“Houghton elicits the type of laughter that makes it hard for you to breath; Your eyes glass over with tears, and you can’t look at him for fear of falling off your chair“ ★★★★ The New Current
“Get your tickets today. Tomorrow may well be too late. A Star is Born“ ★★★★★ One 4 Review
“This unexpected tour de force warrants a 21-gun salute“ ★★★★ The Daily Telegraph
“A crafty idiot “ ★★★★ The Daily Mail
Tik Tok Twitter and Instagram – @HonourableTom
https://www.facebook.com/tomhcomedy/

CODA - Acoustic Showcase
2025-09-06 15:00 - 17:30 | 63 High street, co1 1dn Colchester, United Kingdom, 63 High street, co1 1dn Colchester, United Kingdom
A Saturday afternoon showcase featuring:Ellie GraceDavid SorapureFrancisStu E Skinner(Hosting)Event Info:A weekly event featuring 3 to 5 acts performing live acoustic sets between 3-5:30pm.Hot & cold beverages served from 2:30pm onwards.This is a family friendly event so younglings are welcome providing they’re properly managed.Mics, pa and backline are provided but performers are welcome to bring their own microphones etc

Rob Bishop Exhibition/ Appearance 6th of September 1 - 3 pm
2025-09-06 13:00 - 15:00 | 21 Sir Isaac’s Walk, CO1 1JJ Colchester, United Kingdom, 21 Sir Isaac's Walk, CO1 1JJ Colchester, United Kingdom
M P Gallery invites you to meet the Artist Rob Bishop at his Exclusive Exhibition on the 6th of September 1 – 3pm
Be Among the first to experience Rob Bishop’s Latest Collection of Contemporary artworks, striking pieces meticulously crafted on maple wood.
Along with a New body of work that has been kept under wraps all year, developed for you in secret and revealed for the very first time at this special event
For more information please contact us on 01206 560395 / sales@mpgallery.co.uk

Invasion Colchester 2025
2025-09-06 10:00 - 16:00 | Colchester City Center, Colchester City Center
The original sci-fi and fantasy city-wide event returns for the 13th time…
Come to Colchester City Centre between 10am and 4pm on
Saturday 6 September 2025!
There will be characters from Star Wars, Ghostbusters, Doctor Who, Disney Princesses, and other famous franchises, as well as your favourite Comic Book and Movie Superheroes, plus Show Cars from TV and film!
You can see amazing live performances from some
supremely talented local acts.
There will also be a number of fun competitions you can take part in with a great selection of prizes to be won!
All of this is organised to encourage our fabulous supporters
to give some money to our charities – St Helena Hospice, Colchester & Ipswich Hospitals Charity, and Mind (Mid & North East Essex), who provide essential services to the community.
Join in the fun and help us raise funds for charity at Invasion Colchester!

Folk & Bespoke Artisan Craft Fair
2025-09-06 10:00 - 15:00 | Firstsite Colchester, Firstsite Colchester
Artisan Craft Fair, on Saturday 6th September, 10am-3pm, free entry, at Firstsite, Lewis Gardens, High Street, Colchester CO1 1JH. Folk & Bespoke prides itself as being different, not the same boring shops that you see around town, bringing you the same cheap, unethical goods. Folk & Bespoke aims to bring you something different EVERY month! . We aim to be a unique shopping experience, a celebration of small independent businesses and time served craftspeople. My aim is to put you in the spotlight and support creative communities! My aim is for us to be the go to market for people to shop indie! . I hope that all of us small businesses will support other small businesses! . We are a small town community! You can’t go out without bumping in to someone you know or a familiar face. Our town will grow and this is the time for artisans, creatives and independents to flourish. . The demand is there, the talent is there. Let’s commit to being something different, something better, something great!

THE HOBO ROMPUS (and triple Gins) - a night of Ska / Dub / Folk and fine live music
2025-09-05 21:00 - 2025-09-06 00:00 | Coda Colchester, Coda Colchester
THE LEADERS OF THE DANCE are back!
the 5 piece brass outfit Honkus Rompus bringing their eclectic range of ska / rock / dance numbers for another BOOMING event at CODA COLCHESTER. Expect a steady mix of classics and songs from their new upcoming EP – premiered at boomtown festival and back on home soil to bring the energy back to their favourite local music venue.
This time joined by their friends HOBO CHANG (dub / soul / funk) and The Gin Triplets (folk / blues / acoustic) this is guaranteed to be not one to miss
** FREE ENTRY **
Music from 9pm
see you there!

The Laughter Zone Comedy Club
2025-09-05 20:00 - 23:00 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £15.50/ £13.50 concessions.Doors open 8pm, show starts 8.30pm.This show is for a seated audience.
Come on in for a riotous night of laughter where the bar will be open throughout.
We get all the big names of comedy on their way up – Eddie Izzard, Billy Bailey, Jimmy Carr and Michael McIntyre have all appeared at our club when they were in the early stages of their careers.
So catch the acts causing a stir on today’s circuit, and you might even be witnessing comedy greatness of tomorrow!
The acts performing are announced on the night.
https://www.facebook.com/events/1228580922300520/?event_time_id=1228580938967185

NOW! That's What I Call...DRAG! Me To The 90s! Colchester!
2025-09-05 19:00 - 22:45 | Three Wise Monkeys Colchester
Do you love all things 90s?! Are you a huge fan of drag?! Well shantay this way because “NOW! That’s What I Call…DRAG! Me Back To The 90s!” is HERE!
Combining the iconic decade of the 90s with tons of camp, comedy and chaos, get ready for a classic slice of British drag cabaret as we travel back in time! Packed with iconic songs, boyband and girlband classics and some iconic club bangers, strap in for fabulous lip synching, stunning live vocals, camp comedy, audience games and of course…a soundtrack to die for!
Starring some of East Anglia’s finest drag stars Knuckle Sandwich and Will Power (with special guests TBA!) you’ll be in for a night of camp, colour and chaos! So put on double up that denim, paint those brows on thin and let’s get ready for the drag mixtape to begin! Trust us, you won’t want it to end!
This event is seated, with standing room available! Seating is first come, first served! Please note the venue is upstairs and unfortunately, is not wheelchair accessible.
Doors at 7pm! Show at 7.45pm(ish)! There are 2 intervals throughout the night and the bar will be open during the show!
General Admission tickets – £11 each*On The Door tickets – £13 each
(*Booking fees apply)
Please note: We unfortunately do not offer refunds – please message if you have any questions!
NOTE: “NOW! That’s What I Call…DRAG!” is a queer led Drag Cabaret show, and we strive to welcome all audiences into our events! We have a ZERO tolerance policy towards homophobia, transphobia and all forms of abuse. The performers and the audiences deserve your respect at all times. If you do not respect everyone, you will be asked to leave.
We kindly ask that ANY hen or stag party wanting to attend MUST message in advance of tickets being purchased. We reserve the right to refuse admittance if there is no prior contact, and refunds will not be issued. Thank you.

Thunderbirds: Joy of Puppetry 60th Anniversary
2025-09-05 10:00 - 17:00 | Colchester Castle, Colchester Castle
Following our popular Thunderbirds exhibition last year, join us on the 5th and 6th of September during opening hours for a weekend of puppetry fun to celebrate Thunderbirds’ 60th Anniversary!
Take a nostalgic journey through television history and the enchanting world of TV puppetry. View your favourite characters from the past, such as Lady Penelope, Parker and Brains – back to life. It is a must-see for fans, families and anyone with a love for the artistry and charm of classic TV puppetry.
Suitable for all ages.
This event will be supporting local charities as part of Invasion Colchester 2025.
Tickets are £6 per person, including Castle admission.
https://www.facebook.com/events/691502993858524/?event_time_id=691503000525190

Emotional Madness with MaryAnn & Mates
2025-09-04 19:30 - 22:30 | Church St, CO1 1NF Colchester, United Kingdom
Tickets £3Doors open 7.30pm, show starts 8pmThis show is for a seated audience
An evening of spoken word and poetry hosted by Mary-Ann Ambrose. A mixture of emotions, a roller coaster of fun and sadness.
Line-up in order of appearance:
David ChidgeyPeter TorresAlice ViolettRicci ReadSamaka Messi James Domestic Annie Janes-Fraser Barry KingMary-Ann AmbroseLorna Mackinnon
https://www.facebook.com/events/8993181580759194/?event_time_id=8993181587425860

OMB Film Quiz 16
2025-09-04 18:50 - 21:50 | Other Monkey Brewing – The Taproom, 5-6 St Nicholas St, Colchester, CO1 1LB, GB
Test your knowledge of films and help raise money for an incredible cause!
– £3 a head (cash only, all proceeds to charity)– Maximum 6 to a team – Food available throughout – Book via https://sevn.ly/xJWOHUhN
If you book and then decide not to attend, please cancel your booking.
Please arrive at least 15 minutes before the quiz is due to start.

Dungeons & Dragons @ Dice & a Slice
2025-09-04 18:30 - 21:30 | Dice & A Slice, 37 Queen Street, Colchester, CO1 2PQ, GB
Join our weekly D&D Sessions!
Beginners Welcome!
£5 to play
Sign-up at the link below!
https://form.jotform.com/251914618825362
https://www.facebook.com/events/1035457982134278/?event_time_id=1035457998800943

September Singalong
2025-09-03 23:00 - 2025-09-04 02:00 | THREE WISE MONKEYS, CO1 1DN Colchester, United Kingdom, THREE WISE MONKEYS, CO1 1DN Colchester, United Kingdom
Celebrating a big fat year since we started at Three Wise Monkeys, it’s guaranteed to be a good night. Please DM us if you’d like to join in playing, otherwise come and be a clapper and singalong from the songbook which is downloadable on the night. AND IT’S ALL FREE!

Colchester Comedy - Showcase
2025-09-03 19:30 - 22:30 | Three Wise Monkeys Colchester
🔥 Class is in Session! Get Your First Lesson in Laughter This Term! 🔥
Summer’s over, the nights are drawing in, but don’t worry – we’ve got the perfect cure for those back-to-school blues! Topper Promotions invites you to an evening of education in hilarity at 3 Wise Monkeys, Colchester, that’s way too cool for school. This is one class you won’t want to skip!
Your lesson plan for Wednesday, September 3rd, is absolutely packed. We’ve got a roll call of comedy “class clowns” guaranteed to get top marks, including:
🎤 The brilliant Terry Gargan🎤 The hilarious Matthew McKew🎤 The witty Nik K🎤 The fantastic Lewis Howard
And representing the top of the class, your headliner is our comedy Head Boy, the one and only Martin Westgate!
Trying to keep this unruly class in order will be your Headmaster and host for the night, Greg Edwards.
The Timetable:➡️ School gates (Doors) open: 7:00 PM➡️ Assembly (Show) starts: 7:30 PM🎟️ Tuition fee (Tickets): Just £10 for keen students who book early! (Or £12 on the door if you’re late to class!)
Don’t be truant! This is a night of top-tier stand-up that promises non-stop fun. Book your early bird tickets now and get ready to be schooled in comedy!

Victoria Inn Film, TV & Music Quiz 34
2025-09-03 18:45 - 21:45 | Victoria Inn Colchester, 10 North Station Rd, Colchester, CO1 1RB, GB
Test your knowledge of all things film, TV and music, and help raise money for an incredible cause!
– £3 a head (cash only)– Maximum 4 to a team– Outside food & dogs welcome – Book on 01206 514510
Please arrive at least twenty minutes before the quiz is due to start to place drink orders.
If you book and then decide not to attend, please cancel your booking.

Museum Admission (Autumn)
2025-09-03 10:00 - 17:00 | East Anglian Railway Museum, Chappel & Wakes Colne Station Station Rd, Colchester, CO6 2DS, GB
We’re open on Museum Admission days for visitors to look around our 10 acre site from 10:00 to 17:00.
Have a look around our Station buildings, Signal boxes (where you can pull the levers and view the signalling equipment), Working Restoration Shed (where you can see exhibits being repaired), Goods Shed, Heritage Display Room for Displays of the History of Railway, including the Stour Valley Line, Paxman Diesels and hands on things for Children, Thompson Building housing our Model Railway Display Room, Outdoor Train Themed Childrens Playground, London Transport Playbus for the Children Picnic area with tables. Also take a look at our new Exhibition Hall which is taking shape and will continue to be worked on and opened in 2025.
Platform 2 Café, run by Stour Valley Catering – open from 10am – 3pm and serve tasty breakfast, lunch & snack options, as well as coffee, tea & a range of cold beverages.
We also have a Museum Shop selling a wide range of Merchandise, including Thomas the Tank Engine and a range of railway books.
£8 Adult£4 Children (4-17) See less
https://www.facebook.com/events/520277371049319/?event_time_id=520277407715982
