You hit your mid 30s and all you really need is a husband, a new build, a driveway, at least one child which you solely breast feed and feel nothing but gratitude for, a healthy credit score, 47 dormant Hen Do WhatsApp groups, a smug morning routine and an expensive gym membership which you relentlessly flaunt to your instagram followers you wouldn’t say hello to in real life. Be sure to have a healthy BMI, be in control of your hormones, your skincare routine (to be clear you shouldn’t be ageing, that’s rank) and the only dream you should be dedicated to is to live, love, laugh.

Sound like a slice of you? Well, Sass and Guin are about to wipe their arses with this notion and take it to therapy. A fast paced hour of heartfelt hilarity, with a handful of wholesomeness and whole lot of unhinged. It deep dives into heartbreak, expectations of womanhood and how bleak it can still be, yet in amongst the chaos, through the lens of a platonic love story somehow it almost feels… empowering.

*Please note there is no lift to access the top floor of Three Wise Monkeys. There are five flights of hand-railed stairs to reach the top floor with rest opportunities between each flight. Also, their licensing does not allow anyone under the age of 18 years of age to be in the venue past 9pm. Please consider this when booking.

Event Details
Dates: Sun 27 October
Genre: Comedy
Duration: 60 mins
Age Suitability: 18yrs+
Price: £8
Sensitive Content: Strong Language/Swearing
Sun 27 October 4.30pm
Three Wise Monkeys (Top Floor)
60 High St
Ticket Price: £8