Would YOU read your Teenage Diary to a live audience?Queer Diary is the night where queers share REAL teenage diaries, plus long-lost love-letters, fabulous fan-fiction, terrible tumblr posts, and the odd bit of cringey poetry.We can’t promise to reunite you with your first crush, but we do aim to reignite that rush of adrenaline you [...]
Join us for an evening where you get to pick the soundtrack!You will be given a pair of headphones on arrival allowing you to choose music from either the 80s, 90s or 2000s. Whether you prefer timeless classics, dance floor favourites, or nostalgic throwbacks, you’ll find the perfect soundtrack to match your mood. Doors open [...]
TWM Live presents Myopia, a genre-defying alternative rock band from near Colchester, Essex, performing live at Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester as part of their “What Happens Next” 2026 tour, promoting their upcoming EP.Influenced by Muse, Radiohead and Keane, Myopia released their debut album Living on Sixes in 2020, followed by their second studio album Mind [...]
If you are looking for a truly outstanding tribute to Adele then look no further than Katie Wilson-Tribute to Adele. Katie will stun you with her haunting similarity to the outstanding vocals of the iconic singer herself.Performing many of your favourite hits from all of Adele’s multi-platinum selling albums. With her powerful vocals and down [...]
Test your knowledge of every film and show from the Star Wars universe, and help raise money for an incredible cause!- £3 a head (CASH ONLY)- Maximum 6 to a team- Food served throughout - Book by selecting the date of the quiz and choosing quiz booking: threewisemonkeyscolchester.com/book-a-table If you book and then decide not [...]
Designed for children aged 2 1/2 to 4, along with their parents, grandparents, and carers, these monthly sessions offer an immersive journey of scientific or historical exploration and discovery.Does your preschooler love animals? Join us on 28th April at 10 AM – 11 AM or 11:15 AM – 12:15 PM for this month’s Mini Museum [...]
Talk by Martin Addison. If you want to win competitions you should study what is doing well and copy it in your own way. That is however a very poor way of improving your photography and not very satisfying. The aim of this presentation is to explore alternative ways of seeing photographs, looking at many [...]
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💃✨ Calling all Dancing Queens and Swifties! It’s ABBA vs Taylor Swift — a glitter-soaked, sing-your-heart-out kind of night where disco meets heartbreak anthems. Fancy dress? Totally optional, but why not go full sequins or sparkle era? Grab your friends, hit the floor, and get ready to dance, scream, and maybe cry (in a fun [...]
We are thrilled to announce our plant-based market is coming to Colchester on Saturday 2nd May, from 10am to 4pm! Explore a vibrant selection of artisan traders showcasing their unique creations, including freshly made street food, barista-crafted coffee, handmade crafts and delicious snacks.If you’re interested in attending, don’t forget to click ‘Going’ or ‘Interested’ on [...]
YOU READY COLCHESTER? Things are gonna get loud. In association with Black Cactus Studio, Colchester Events and Charter Hall, we’re bringing a massive line-up of punk, rock and ska heavyweights to the stage. 🎟️ TICKETS- Early Bird Tickets: ❌ SOLD OUT (in 48 hours)- General Admission: ✅ ON SALE NOW- Under 18s: ✅ ON SALE [...]
Beltane Women’s Circle CelebrationJoin us for a heart-warming evening to honour Beltane, the ancient Celtic festival celebrating the height of spring and the approach of summer. Together, we will gather as women to embrace the spirit of connection, growth, and renewal in a nurturing and sacred space.What to Expect: • Opening Ceremony: We will begin [...]
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