Tickets £29.
Doors open 7pm, show starts 7.30pm.
This show is for a seated audience.

Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy! The Unstoppable Talking Panjandrum Is Back In Town!

Celebrating 50 Years Afloat On The Showbiz Seas!

Dead Men Tell No Tales – So Might As Well Get Em All Told Now!

Avast! Two Thundering Hours Guaranteed!

“An Absolutely Blistering Night Out!” – The Isle Of Arran Shoemaker’s Monthly

“Indiscreet Revelations Told With Swashbuckling Verve!” – Some Genius On Twitter

As Seen On BBC1, BBC2, BBC4 And Virtually Every Radio Station In The Known World! (Even Pirate Ones)

Positively Final Voyage! All Aboard!

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★★★★★ “A raft of cracking anecdotes”, Mail on Sunday
★★★★ “Boy can he sell a story… a compelling, evocative account of his south London roots”, Evening Standard
★★★★ “Entertaining audiences with stories that are eclectic”, The I
“Baker is at ease on stage”, The Times
“It’s hard not to marvel at the flow”, The Guardian