Two little blue lines can change your life forever. Come join us for a new rip-roaring comedy adventure about parenthood.

From the people that brought you Meggie’s Measures in 2023, My Fanny Valentine: Rebirthed in 2024 and Love Me Tinder: Unhinged in 2025, get ready for a new semi-autobiographical comedy about the trials and tribulations of parenthood starting with pregnancy, the lead up to birth and the months that follow.

It’s not easy raising a child, but Leggy Blonde Productions make it relatable and yet eye opening through their classic writing style; a dash of storytelling, a pinch of music and a bucket full of comedy. It wouldn’t be a Leggy Blonde Productions’ show without a singalong or two.

Colchester Fringe Festival. Performance venue: Headgate Theatre (Main).

Age Suitability: 16yrs +

Sensitive Content: Audience Participation, Strong Language/Swearing, More Information

More Information: Contains descriptions and scenes of childbirth

Ticket Price: £9

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