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As part of the First Thursdays Festival, join us at Colchester Castle for a special session designed for visitors with autism or other sensory sensitivities.We turn off sounds and visual displays to reduce sensory stimulation, so you can enjoy the museum in a more calm and relaxed atmosphere.In the Chapel, we have a quiet area [...]
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🎭 Harry Enfield: And No Chums!A rare and hugely entertaining evening with one of Britain’s most legendary satirical comedians.Join Harry Enfield, legendary satirical comedian and self-styled “stupid idiot”, for an unforgettable live show packed with comedy memories, classic characters and brilliantly silly stories from across his extraordinary career.From the meteoric rise of Loadsamoney, a Thatcherite [...] |
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DOORS: 19:00 START: 20:00Sale Dates and Times:Public Onsale : Fri, 27 Feb 2026 at 10:00 AMPriority From O2 : Wed, 25 Feb 2026 at 10:00 AMTicketmaster Presale : Thu, 26 Feb 2026 at 10:00 AMLive Nation Presale : Thu, 26 Feb 2026 at 10:00 AM
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Tickets £15.50/£13.50 concs Doors 8pm, show 8.30pm This show is for a seated audience Come on in for a riotous night of laughter where the bar will be open throughout. We get all the big names of comedy on their way up - Eddie Izzard, Billy Bailey, Jimmy Carr and Michael McIntyre have all appeared at our club when [...] |
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A NIGHT OF EAR MANGLING RIFFAGE!!JØTNARRBlackened Crusty Doom Thrash Hardcorehttps://jotnarr.bandcamp.com/album/feet-first-on-the-corpse-pathBERENICEA Ferocious Blend of Hardcore, Metal, Crust and Grind!https://bereniceband.bandcamp.com/album/berenicePOWER FAILURE Repulsively Heavy Essex Hardcore!https://powerfailurehc.bandcamp.com/album/hunger-stonesMINCERUltra Violent Hardcore Grind Punk!https://mincer.bandcamp.com/album/stupid-angry-scared
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Celebrating 10 years of swagger, showmanship and jam-packed energy - Some Guys Have All The Luck – The Rod Stewart Story is back for 2027! 
The ultimate celebration of Musical Theatre. Following the overwhelming sell-out success of their ‘Phantoms of the Popera’ tour in 2025 and 2026, G4 have extended the tour into 2027. Witness the UK’s No1 vocal harmony quartet and chart-topping original X Factor stars, who have sold over three million albums worldwide, unleash their unique trademark sound [...]
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TWM Live presents Red Hot Tribute Peppers, bringing their powered-up funkadelic show to Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester. RHTP pay tribute to the Red Hot Chili Peppers, performing all the biggest hits alongside deeper cuts for the die-hard fans. Expect a high-energy set celebrating the band’s unmistakable sound, style and legendary live spirit. Date: Saturday, 6 [...] |
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Join us on the first Sunday of every month from 3 PM to 5 PM for a quieter experience at Colchester Castle.These sessions are designed for anyone who would benefit from a calmer environment, including visitors with autism or sensory sensitivities. During this time, we reduce sensory stimulation by turning off sounds and visual displays, [...]
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Pre Sale 10am, Thursday 1st OctoberGeneral Sale 10am, Friday 2nd OctoberTickets £19.50Doors 7pm, show 7.30pmThis show is for a seated audienceAge Guidance 14+When Ray O'Leary was born, winter changed to spring, a new star formed in the heavens and a double rainbow spontaneously appeared. With this auspicious start, it is no wonder he became leader [...] 
Ballroom Blitz UK 2027 Get ready for a high-voltage celebration of rhythm, romance, and pure show-stopping spectacle — welcome to Ballroom Blitz! From the visionary producers behind Celtic Illusion, comes a brand-new dance phenomenon that explodes with glamour, drama, and breathtaking artistry, coming to the UK for the first time in 2027! Created by the extraordinary Aric Yegudkin — multi-award-winning Dancing with the Stars [...] |
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Tickets £19.50Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceAge Guidance: 18+Expect trademark wildness from the creator of legendary improv game show The Dark Room (British Comedy Guide’s Best-Reviewed Comedy Edinburgh Fringe 2025.) Nominated: Best International Act New Zealand Comedy Festival 2025. Check viral clips on Insta: @Mr_Dark_Room, TikTok: @RobbotronTwitch, YouTube: @Robbotron The UK’s [...] |
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Tickets Pay what you can afford Doors 8pm, show 8.30pmThis show is for a seated audienceAge Guidance & Content Warning: 16+ Contains sexual references and depictions of homophobia, transphobia, mild audience participation and religious intolerance. Also contains references to militarism.The Wise Men is a sharp, dark comedy and urgent solo character show performed and created by Yael [...] |
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Tickets £3Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceAn evening of spoken word and poetry hosted by Mary-Ann Ambrose.A mixture of emotions, a roller coaster of fun and sadness.Line-up to be announced! |
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Discover the expressive world of monoprinting in this hands-on creative session exploring texture, movement and abstraction through drawing and printmaking techniques.Guided by music-led exercises and intuitive mark-making, you’ll experiment with textured surfaces, abstract composition, and monoprint processes using an etching press before creating a large-scale A2 artwork.Leave with expressive prints, layered artwork, and new techniques [...] 
THANK YOU FOR THE MUSIC: The Ultimate Tribute to ABBA Calling all Dancing Queens, this is your night to say, Thank you for the Music! This international smash-hit tribute show brings all ABBA’s number one hits to the stage in a production like no other. The hugely popular show, now in its 22nd year, combines the unmistakable [...] 
Tickets £5Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceChai LatesA masala blend like no other; Chai Lates is a series of 4 unforgettable cabaret-style evenings, packed with performances which will leave you craving another cup. Line-ups TBC – watch this space!Chai MixersChai Mixers is a strong, spicy brew of performance, creative and conversational [...] |
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Tickets £21.50Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceChloe Petts, breakout star of Taskmaster S22 (Ch4) and "one of the most compelling young comics" (The Guardian), returns with a new stand-up hour of trademark critically-acclaimed cerebral laddishness. After four successful smash-hit tours, show number five examines Petts’ newfound identity as a Passenger Princess, [...] |
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Tickets £24.50Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audience Award-winning comedy girl band Flat & the Curves return with their well-aged cabaret, Rosé Tinted! Join the vocal powerhouses as they piece together bygone years of revelry, from knee-defying slut-drops to toe-curling one-night stands. Through original music, the comedy girlband pays homage to friendships [...]
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Jericho Entertainment presents HOEDOWN SHOWDOWN at Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester. Saddle up and get your swagger on. Line dancing instructor Sara “Saz” King takes you through all the moves step by step, and plays all the biggest country hits from Shania Twain, Luke Combs, Luke Bryan, Tim McGraw, LeAnn Rimes, Dolly Parton, John Denver and [...] |
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THE STYLE COUNCILLORS'Café Bleu' TourThe seminal debut album recreated live by the world's only tribute to The Style Council.The Style Councillors will be recreating the seminal debut LP by The Style Council, 'Café Bleu', along with all of the hits and classics in the finest celebration of Paul Weller's 1980's group where some of his [...] 
The World’s Best Ella Langley Tribute is coming to Colchester! One night. One voice. One incredible band. 🤠🎶 The World’s Best Ella Langley Tribute is coming to Colchester! 🎶🤠 Join us for a night of live country hits and Southern twang as we perform the biggest tracks from Texas to your hometown! One night. One [...] |
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Tickets on sale at 10am, Friday 25th SeptemberTickets £26.50Doors 7.30pm, Show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceAge Guidance 8+Lee Martin for Gag Reflex Presents… TAPE FACE: 20 Celebrating over 20 years of TAPE FACE, he is back on tour in the UK for the first time since 2019. Mime with noise, stand-up with no talking – [...] |
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Paul Smith: Happy Attention comedy fans worldwide! Paul Smith is hitting the road again with his brand-new tour HAPPY and this is the biggest, boldest show of his career. Following sold-out runs and viral success across the globe, HAPPY takes Paul’s trademark crowd work, razor-sharp observations, and laugh-out-loud true stories to an entirely new level. [...]
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Tickets £22.50Doors 7.30pm, show 8pmThis show is for a seated audienceAge Guidance 16+The BAFTA-nominated comedian is back on the road, bringing some of her favourite songs from the last fifteen years of her comedy career, alongside brand new standup.Whether you are a Speedy Boarder, a Girl With A Diamond Finger, a Gym go-er, or part [...] |
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Turn a colourful arrangement of sweets into an expressive oil painting in this hands-on workshop inspired by the ideas and techniques of Impressionism.Working from a specially arranged still life of colourful sweets, you’ll paint directly from observation while exploring how light, colour and brushwork can bring everyday objects to life.Look closely at bright wrappers, shiny [...] 
Ticketing includes a paperback edition of the book as well as the event. There are options to pay for the event only but please note that ticket/book option provides you with the best discount. Last Saturday of the month at 2 pm. To avoid postage charge: Add to Basket, View Basket, Go to Checkout, Choose [...]
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Paul Smith: Happy Attention comedy fans worldwide! Paul Smith is hitting the road again with his brand-new tour HAPPY and this is the biggest, boldest show of his career. Following sold-out runs and viral success across the globe, HAPPY takes Paul’s trademark crowd work, razor-sharp observations, and laugh-out-loud true stories to an entirely new level. [...] |
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Come together, right now – it’s time to shake it up baby with the concert show of the year. The sensational The Magic of the Beatles features an incredible cast that not only look and sound like John, Paul, George, and Ringo, they also generate that same, famed incredible excitement that was the trademark of [...] |
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As part of the First Thursdays Festival, join us at Colchester Castle for a special session designed for visitors with autism or other sensory sensitivities.We turn off sounds and visual displays to reduce sensory stimulation, so you can enjoy the museum in a more calm and relaxed atmosphere.In the Chapel, we have a quiet area [...] |
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BAFTA-winning comedian Adam Kay celebrates a decade of his global smash This is Going to Hurt, with an all-new live tour featuring the most hilarious (and heartbreaking) entries from his diaries as a junior doctor. Expect a mix of all-time favourites alongside some never told-before stories, followed by a Q&A as Adam reflects on how the NHS has changed in the ten years since his diaries first stuck an index finger inside it. This time it’s really going [...] |
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Join us on the first Sunday of every month from 3 PM to 5 PM for a quieter experience at Colchester Castle.These sessions are designed for anyone who would benefit from a calmer environment, including visitors with autism or sensory sensitivities. During this time, we reduce sensory stimulation by turning off sounds and visual displays, [...] |
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